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A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.
Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
by EpicScientician January 5, 2022
Deep Thought the computer made a huge mistake on the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is 19, not 42!
This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.
It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.
It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
Jack: 19 year-olds are the ultimate members of society since 19 is (the true) answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
by EpicScientician September 19, 2021
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I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE Pips. TO RAISE YOUR OWN Pips TO CALL YOUR OWN Pipis AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE Pipis SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.
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by EpicScientician December 13, 2021
1) Disrespectful way to pronouce the word "God". Only a servant of Satan would utter such blasphemy.
2) The guy that sends you to Heck if you're naughty. Some people suspect Heck is just some prison that no one can return from, but no one's sure... Well yeah, genius, no one return from Heck until death.
2) The guy that sends you to Heck if you're naughty. Some people suspect Heck is just some prison that no one can return from, but no one's sure... Well yeah, genius, no one return from Heck until death.
1) Stacy: Oh my Gosh!
Ed: It's pronounced "God". Never ever disrespect God by uttering his name in such a disrespectful manner, lest you be serving Satan.
2) Ed: I heard this guy named Gosh sent Santa Claus to Heck for his heinous crimes.
Edd: Finally! I'm sick of that guy always managing to break in my house that one day of the year. He doesn't even leave gifts but still consumes all my cookies and milk. The nerve!
Ed: It's pronounced "God". Never ever disrespect God by uttering his name in such a disrespectful manner, lest you be serving Satan.
2) Ed: I heard this guy named Gosh sent Santa Claus to Heck for his heinous crimes.
Edd: Finally! I'm sick of that guy always managing to break in my house that one day of the year. He doesn't even leave gifts but still consumes all my cookies and milk. The nerve!
by EpicScientician December 6, 2021
The best compliment you can ever get from a mathematician.
For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:
All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.
For those of you who are confused, here's an explanantion:
All mathematicians, whether pure or applied mathematicians, will have studied their fair share of pure mathematics. Many mathematical theorems (statements that are shown to be unquestionably true) are of the form "There exists something in some collection of mathematical objects such that amazing property is true". This type of theorem is called an existence theorem. Essentially, when a mathematician says "WOW! YOU EXIST!" to you, they are refering to these existence theorems and that you're amazing.
In Baldi's basics, if you answer all 3 questions in the first notebook correctly, Baldi compliments you with "WOW! YOU EXIST!". I then thought Baldi was a based chad, until that impossible question...
by EpicScientician December 6, 2021
Something Spamtom G. Spamton from Deltarune would probably try to sell you for 1997 kromer.
Just sayin': If Spamtom wants to sell it, it's probably a whole load of hyperlink blocked garbage. Wait, you're still gonna buy NFTs?! WHAT THE fifty percent of ARE YOU DOING????!!!!!
Just sayin': If Spamtom wants to sell it, it's probably a whole load of hyperlink blocked garbage. Wait, you're still gonna buy NFTs?! WHAT THE fifty percent of ARE YOU DOING????!!!!!
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Kris: ...
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Kris: ..................................................................................................................................
Kris: ...
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Kris: ..................................................................................................................................
by EpicScientician December 8, 2021
An acronym for "in equivalence", often used to mean "in other words" or "that is". However, it must be noted that "i.e." can only be used when writing. Never say "i.e." in a conversation, unless you want to sound like an idiot.
Don't listen to those who claim "i.e." comes from latin: it doesn't, quite obviously.
Don't listen to those who claim "i.e." comes from latin: it doesn't, quite obviously.
Here is an example of how "i.e." is used in a sentence, i.e., a demonstration of how "i.e." can be utilized in a sentence.
by EpicScientician December 6, 2021