England phi beta gamma's definitions

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.

She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.

by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.

The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.

Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.

by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008

arer

The Washington DC (Warshington) pronounciation of the letter r.

I live on Arer Street Southeast.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008