England phi beta gamma's definitions

garry

Modern common London rhyming slang. Short for garry glitter which rhymes with shitter. The arsehole, the bum, the rectum.

She was getting a severe portion right up the garry.

by England phi beta gamma March 24, 2008

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

latrinogram

A term used on M*A*S*H to mean toilet wall grafitti. Used to spread rumors about people who are screwing up everybody else's lives.

Did you read the latest latrinogram?

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.

The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009

fluff

n. A female decoy used to distract a pickpocket's mark.

As the fluff sapped the mark, the wire reefed his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008