England phi beta gamma's definitions

Congo Bypass

A term used by semi drivers to describe Interstate 95 through Prince George's County, Maryland. Drivers do not yield coming up the on-ramps, they tailgate like crazy, they never check their mirrors, and play havoc with the big rigs. The entire Washington Beltway used to be called Ring Around The Congo.

What's your twenty, driver?

I be on the inner loop of the Congo Bypass at mile 7.

by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008

hill rat

A term for Washington congressional staffers on Capitol Hill. As often as not they are arrogant, and can be abrasive and abusive -- particularly when constituents show up with complaints about how they get screwed by stupid laws passed by their bosses.

A hill rat is usually a parasite.

by England phi beta gamma March 31, 2008

harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

taco folder

A Mexican, either male or female.

Get this taco folder out of our house!

by England phi beta gamma April 9, 2008

bullen

German slang for the police. Calling the polizei "dammische bullen" can add a rather hefty fine.

Los! Dammische Bullen!

by England phi beta gamma April 10, 2008