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normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.
Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.
by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007
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arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.
Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.
by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007
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cunt face

a person who has a hare lip and/or cleft palate
The missionary doctor went to Peru and fixed a bunch of cunt faces.
by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007
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dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.
That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.
by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008
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fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
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Chronicles magazine

The magazine of American Culture and also the best magazine in print. Ticks off the left, the right, the corporate, and the power elite. Published in Rockford Illinois otherwise known as the worst city in the United States. Annual meetings take place under the name of The John Randolph Club.
Everybody who wants to know the news six months ahead of time ought to read Chronicles magazine.
by England phi beta gamma March 30, 2008
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perp roll

The perp roll is a term used by police and court workers in Virginia that describes the slouchy way defendants approach the bench. It might be caused by the fact that many court customers are high on dope during their trials.
Check out this fool doing the perp roll, the judge is not going to like it.
by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008
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