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1 definition by EndoIce

 
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Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..

Dentist that's still trying to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.

Gum gardeners...
Periodontists and douches are interchangable in the real world,

while it is insensitive to call an actual useful feminine product a periodontist (as most periodontist will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis to keep the honor.
by EndoIce September 21, 2010