Guy that probably has roughly half the IQ of an oral surgeon, but likes to refer
to him/herself as a 'surgeon' anyway..
Dentist that's still trying
to nail the English language at the 5th grade level.
Periodontists and douches
are interchangable in the real world,
while it is insensitive to call an actual
product a periodontist
(as most periodontist
will probably never enter a woman multiple times in their lifetime, and women would indeed object to have a periodontist
inserted willingly, if for namesake only), quite a few periodontist acknowledge
their non-certified secondary title of ..'douche' and try ever so hard on a daily basis
to keep the honor.