3 definitions by Emster73
One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.
Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.
by Emster73 August 17, 2012
a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
by Emster73 June 8, 2012
by Emster73 August 22, 2012