2 definitions by Emperor3434

A drunk person who goes around yelling “ woooooooooooo” down the street around sober people. Usually in New Orleans.
These damn wootards woke me up from my sleep. — Mimi
by Emperor3434 November 14, 2020
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Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .
by Emperor3434 July 13, 2018
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