12 definitions by Emperor Xist

tongue in cheek insult to someobody of a lesser wit
what d'ya do that for, ya thick fuck?
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006

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A North Sea (UK) Oil rig that accidentally blew up in 1988.

alternatively, the slang term for a typically massive bong of Middle East origins with at least 4 hoses to entertain the purpose of smoking hashish.
'fire up piper alpha dude'
by Emperor Xist January 27, 2006

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not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation
f*ck you, badger shagger
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006

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in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo
i'll do you three penguins for a tenner
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006

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term that defines a young person who likes to be seen posing in public wearing a mixture of cheap-mildy expensive label clothing. Also a reference to someone who dresses up in 'expensive' clothes in order to gain entry to a night out at a tacky nightclub or bar that may operate a 'dress to impress policy'
look at the state of that geezer over there; f*cking fashion victim
by Emperor Xist February 01, 2006

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