4 definitions by Emike5

dick percent

When your phone battery is on 6 percent

Yo my phone is on dick percent

by Emike5 August 3, 2019

Niggalations 17:38

Thou shall not throw pussy, if thou shall smell like fish.

Guy 1: Yo dis bitch has a stanky pussy
Guy 2: Damn guess she didn’t listen to Niggalations 17:38

by Emike5 October 27, 2019

Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022

Ms Hackney

The queen of England also the exact representation of the Devil.

Elliot: Yo we got ms Hackneys class next.
Erik: Oh shit wonder how fast we'll get kicked out.

by Emike5 March 27, 2019