5 definitions by Elwipfo

Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus

Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018

Damn I tried to short change that hook that wouldn’t swallow, but she caught me quick. She is a real trac hoe.

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo December 25, 2017

Running anything between someone’s ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.

Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.

My man really gave me the debit card last night.

by Elwipfo November 20, 2017