23 definitions by Elvis

plastic cow

slang term for the small containers of cream or half-n-half that usually accompany a coffee or similar hot drink at a restaurant.

I needed to drain three plastic cows to get the right color for my coffee.

by Elvis March 15, 2004

To utterly dominate someone in some form of head-to-head combat, usually used in the context of fighting games. see also own3d

You suck! You totally let that guy roastify you!

by Elvis November 11, 2003