3 definitions by Elk_newbie
A strong attraction to the macronutriant carbohydrates. You enjoy carbs in all their forms. All carbs are good. You rely on carbs to fuel your life. You enjoy trolling your keto friends with pictures of you eating Gummie Bears and pizza.
by Elk_newbie February 12, 2020
A rule made to keep people (ladies) from stealing your cowboy hat. If you wear a cowboy'hat, you have to ride the cowboy!
Well seeing as how you don't made off with my hat, your truck or mine in accordance with the cowboy hat rule.
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
Excuse me pretty lady, I assume since you're wearing my hat, you're ready to obey the cowboy hat rule!
by Elk_newbie June 27, 2017
A female hunter who has 2k+ followers on Instagram. She has very little to no knowledge of hunting and very few to zero animals under her belt. She uses cutesy stripes of camouflage face paint and wears little clothing in her pictures. She's on a half a dozen prostaffs (sales rep positions) but hasn't ever used the products in the field. You can spot a huntress over a legit female hunter because they'll use the term "huntress" in their Instagram handle.
by Elk_newbie June 15, 2017