The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal
walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal
cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal
queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level
is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional
vagina fart. Obviously
there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina
bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this
evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.
I am sure
to be wary
of the vagina
blood fart, last week
a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore
from now on I will use tampons
and not maxi pads.