Elaurus's definitions

Heyfield

A town with a central gravitational vortex that sucks in losers. Not to be confused with Rosedale or Briagalong, which are even bigger holes.
This town has a distinct lack of any even mildly attractive males and if you visit, bring a ladder to help you climb out.

Street names: Gayfield, Holefield, Shithole

'Woah, there's not hot guys anywhere.'
'Must be in Heyfield'
'Run they have knives'

by Elaurus January 18, 2009