1 definition by El_Weavo

krahy-sis noun,

A self inflicted gasoline problem caused by a flock of morons. Usually this flock lacks of common sense. You can locate

flocks like these in the Dallas, Fort Worth area.
"Did y'all hear a few Quick Trips might not refuel a couple of their stations on time?"
"OMG let's panic y'all and buy up as much gas as we can!!"

"I need to fill up my unnecessarily large pickup that I don't use as a pickup to compensate for my tiny pecker"

"Y'all!!! 7-11 done is bein' refueled!! Let's rush it y'all... 'cause them field technicians, delivery folks, ubers and lyft people are the anti Jesus!! Get the fuel before them people do!"

"Y'all? I caint get gas anywhere! They done been sucked dry! We have a major crisis y'all"
by El_Weavo September 3, 2017
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