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1 definition by
ElPorteño
Cake Topper
(noun) - a nice looking but
useless person
in an
organization
or team
sport
.
He plays
midfield
... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's
chummy
with
the brass
, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
by
ElPorteño
March 9, 2016
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