3 definitions by EggsRSides

Golf management

When you're a manager and strive to get the lowest score possible on ab employee feedback survey. This is not golf but the manager arrives to believe the lowest employee satisfaction survey possible is best.

Manager Rob: I got a 15 on my employee feedback survey.

Employee Tina: You know that's golf management, right! You want a high, not low, score.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022

Toolbag

1. Someone who does not act in good faith
2. Someone who does not repay with empathy a favor received previously see thinking of themselves only
3. Synonym for douchebag

Term can be prefaced with an adjective like raging, fucking, moronic to further refine how horrible this person may be acting

Random scenario...
Keith: get me a job...I'll help look out for you when I am on the team and am no longer unemployed
Scott: I got you a job.

One year later ..
Keith: Sorry, Scott, wait your turn for a promotion or leave.

In this scenario because Keith is being really mean boys and girls he's a FUCKING TOOLBAG because he only thought of himself.

by EggsRSides September 13, 2022

Snarfle

When you need to go deep in the data at work to find new ideas and insights. Very similar to a snorkel at the ocean to explore the underlying beauty.

Ruth: I have a presentation coming up soon but don't know what's new in the data.
Michael: Go snarfle around the data.

by EggsRSides April 7, 2022