3 definitions by EeSea
Brokus-Humanus is a different species of mammals derived from the homo sapiens this creature is so broke that. he can not afford airpods he doesnt have a dime of money in its wallet, he would say shit like "AiRpOdS ArE fOr PeoPlE wHo CaN'T AfFOrD The WiRe" but cry at night because they cannot buy airpods.
Guy 1: Bro look at this guy he is so broke!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Because he doesn't have air pods on!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Because he doesn't have air pods on!
by EeSea March 15, 2019
Brokus-Humanus is a different species of mammals derived from the homo sapiens this creature is so broke that. he can not afford airpods he doesnt have a dime of money in its wallet, he would say shit like "AiRpOdS ArE fOr PeoPlE wHo CaN'T AfFOrD The WiRe" but cry at night because they cannot buy airpods.
Guy 1: Bro look at this guy he is so broke!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Because he doesn't have air pods on!
Guy 2: How do you know?
Guy 1: Because he doesn't have air pods on!
by EeSea March 15, 2019
The most hipster, gay and hipster guy you will ever meet.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
He likes playing "MGMT" or Foster the People but when it sounds on the radio he states that the worst songs from them are the ones that get popular and that they are just fake fans.
Hates trendy shit and never uses slang terms also looks Asian but its latino.
Has a mega big "culote" and tends to have a premature ejaculation while looking at anything.
Guy 1: Omg look at the Perez!
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay
Guy 2:Omg he is sooo hipster
Guy 3: I know but he also looks really gay
by EeSea November 9, 2018