11 definitions by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion
A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 11, 2020
A sleep over game where you take a random number generator and put 1- however many challenges you have on your urbdic account, then which ever one gets chosen has to be completed by the end of the night, the forfeit is to re roll the random number generator. You only get one re roll.
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion November 30, 2020
A slover game where you and your homie put all your urbdic slover challenges in a random number generator and witch ever gets picked has to be completed by the end of the night. Forfeit is to get 1 reroll each.
Yo since we’re on a slover we may as well do a Slover Dover bro
Alr yeah I’m down but no forfeits this time
Alr yeah I’m down but no forfeits this time
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion December 1, 2020
A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 10, 2020
When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
Alr fine but only for the dutch
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020
A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.
1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 17, 2020
A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 4, 2020