1 definition by Edward Wyeth
Allen is the type of dude who is anti-social and has trouble interacting with others which ultimately holds them back with regards to making new friends or getting a signficant other. Allens are usually very intelligent and bright and people like to praise them for being so. Allen is known for being very friendly with kids, sometimes a little TOO friendly and comes off as pushy and creepy and very aggressive at times. Someone who aspires to be someone that he isn't and usually fails in that regard. Allen will typically be different from the crowd of normies by browsing 4chan and having different viewpoints from many of his peers. Allens will often have weird fetishes too such as scat and be attracted to colored and mixed peoples. Overall, an Allen is smart but is very quirky in how he lives his life.
Person 1: Oh dude. It's Allen over there!
Person 2: Yo. He's so smart. I wish I were as smart as him.
Person 3: Yeah, but I heard he's kind of a weirdo and he is a Trump supporter.
Person 1: Maybe we should walk away from him.
person 2: Yeah, let's just admire him from a SAFE distance.
Person 2: Yo. He's so smart. I wish I were as smart as him.
Person 3: Yeah, but I heard he's kind of a weirdo and he is a Trump supporter.
Person 1: Maybe we should walk away from him.
person 2: Yeah, let's just admire him from a SAFE distance.
by Edward Wyeth January 28, 2018