60 definitions by Edna Sweetlove

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Bum Fun

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

I love bum fun both ways

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Latvak

A Latvian person, or thing.

The town is crawling with Latvaks now Latvia is in the EU

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

botty gel

Lubricant for anal intercourse, normally KY-Jelly or Vaseline

He had no botty gel so he used a handful of saliva instead.

by Edna Sweetlove August 7, 2010

Horse

Abbreviated version of "horse and cart", traditional Cockney rhyming slang for "fart".

He did a huge horse and the pong was fucking horrid.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

Front Squirts

Menstruation

What's wrong, babe? You got the front squirts?

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006