v: To engage in the duplicitous and unethical practice of seducing a person of Jewish
descent, only to abruptly demand
for the murder of Jesus. This startling demand
often occurs after a moment of shared intimacy.
You can only imagine my dismay
to discover, on the very day that
I purchased an engagement
she had been
jewbaiting me this whole time.
Following Mel Gibson’s highly-publicized
tirade of anti-Semitic remarks, some west-coast hipsters have begun employing the slang term “to Gibson” in lieu of the more commonly accepted “to jewbait.”