A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?
Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*
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