1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2015
Rachel sucked me till I blew a pearl strand across her neck.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
Rachel laid in bed with the pearl strand oozing down the sides of her next.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
To drop an explosive, wet shit followed by the immediate release of a massive, colon sized turd. Wet Births may be accompanied by anal dripping, cramping and putrid stench.
After a hearty Mexican lunch, Roger began to sweat, bloat and cramp. He trotted to the shitter where he gave a Wet Birth.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.
Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2015
Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.
by Eaton Holgoode May 14, 2015
After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018