1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.
Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.
I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.
I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
To wank oneself or to be wanked by someone else to the cusp of having an orgasm but stopping short of ejaculation. May be performed several times over and over before allowing orgasmic release of one's cum load. Cusping may be performed to enhance or extend sexual play or may be used as a form of BDSM play involving dominance and submissive roles. May also be referred to as Edging in the porn and fetish industries.
Roger's girlfriend enjoyed giving him a good wanking. She especially enjoyed cusping Roger from several good solid wanks that were stopped short before building him up to an explosive, orgasmic milking.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.
I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.
Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2018