10 definitions by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III

conspirastory

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.

1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Alaska Governor

1) A temporary worker. Temp worker. Temp.

2) A person who prefers part time work.

3) A temp worker who makes too many personal calls.

4) A temp worker who fills out job applications while on your time.

That new temp is such an Alaska Governor, we're going to have to call the temp agency and get a new one.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

rushed up

Abusing painkillers and preaching morality at the same time.

Man, he's all rushed up and he's advocating life sentences for drug users. What a ditto head case.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009