a short man leaves
a location because a taller man arrives.
2. A short man's dysfunctional overuse of steroids, protein shakes, loud banter, and obsessive body building routines, to compensate
for the intimidation he feels around taller men.
3. The hyperspastic rage
a short guy
suffers from when he is hitting on a group of girls and sees a tall guy approaching. Resulting
in the short guy
bragging about how often he works out, turning red, cock blocking the tall guy, then running out of the bar, kicking a parking meter, and crying
in his car, with snot dribbling
into his mouth, while listening to Celine Dion
on his way home
population of short dudes with height flight
move to Los Angeles every year
because they are intimidated in their Midwestern and East Coast
hometowns by the majority population of taller men.
"Gary I'm not leaving the bar just because you bought all those girls drinks and they stopped talking to you as soon as that
started hitting on them. You need to get over
your height flight