14 definitions by Dylan W
by Dylan W March 20, 2008
1. A girl who has a the body of a 10 and the face of a stillborn baby
see also Butterface
2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.
3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
see also Butterface
2. The lady a sweathog turns into when a man has on his beer goggles.
3. The girl you go to that no one sleeps with cause you know she'll say yes to sex and oh so much more.
1. Guy: (to pretty lady from behind) Hello gorgeous, how bout a drink?
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.
2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.
3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
Girl: Sure...(interrupted by Guy as she turns around)
Guy: (interrupting Girl) JESUS TITTY FUCKIN' CHRIST, you're a god damn pound hound.
2. Guy: (drunk and following lady out of bar) Be there in a sec baby. Tom, check out this babe I landed.
Tom: Dude, you sure you wanna do this, shes a pound hound.
Guy: You're just jealous, ya douche.
3. Guy: Dude, that chick you fucked last night was gowdy.
Guy 2: I know, shes a pound hound huh. I havent gotten any in awhile so i took what i can get.
by Dylan W March 20, 2008
A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.
Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.
by Dylan W March 20, 2008
A very large, unattractive, sweaty, pimply, hairy women that only hammered men, trailer trash, niggers (not african-americans), and spiks (not mexicans) sleep with.
Guy 1: Dude, are you seriously gonna sleep with that sweathog.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
Guy 2: It's okay, im both a spik and shitfaced.
by Dylan W March 20, 2008
The German term used when calling someone a cunt (fotze in German) just isnt enough.
Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa
*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
Pronounciation: oo-ber-fote-tsa
*See also Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt
Reginald: Dude, Chuck, sorry. I heard that cunt Katie cheated on you.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.
Chuck: Dude, dont call her a cunt.
Reginald: Why, not. You dont still love her do ya.
Chuck: Fuck no. She's not a cunt, shes a fuckin Uberfotze.
by Dylan W March 21, 2008
a drinking game orgininated in the northeastern oregon town of milton-freewater. at any moment during a party if you've heard the word "challenge" shouted you must consume whatever you have in your hand as fast as possible. this is a good way to weed out the pussy drinkers who think they're rugged.
assists are also allowed
assists are also allowed
challenge: straight up
guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and CHALLENGE!
challenge: with assist
guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, CHALLENGE!
guy 1: dude that chick over there is hot.
guy 2: you should go over there and CHALLENGE!
challenge: with assist
guy 1: hey chuck, fill in the blank. i _______ you to a dual.
guy 2: is it by any chance, CHALLENGE!
by Dylan W April 16, 2008
An adjective used to describe something that is either: a rough or hairy situation, someone that is not physically attractive, or an event (i.e. a party, concert, etc.) that is a blasty blast.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.
Can be used same as the word bad, it can be either bad or good depending on the context of use.
1. Fuck man that party last night was gowdy.
2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.
2. Shit. I fucked up. I porked some gowdy bitch last night.
3. Dude, that car accident was fuckin gowdy.
by Dylan W March 20, 2008