105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

Gravesend sweetmeats

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

by Dunky Oggins November 14, 2003

Essex girl

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.

Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003

syphon the python

to urinate

i better go syphon the python before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

singed minge

a vagina with its pubic hair shaved

i wonder if Britney has a singed minge?

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

liver-lifter

An especially large penis.

I always wondered why June had an almost permanent smile on her face, until i discovered Alec had a liver-lifter.

by Dunky Oggins December 24, 2003

golden screw

Anal intercourse culminating in urination rather than ejaculation.

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

clitty clitty bang bang

To masturbate a woman by prodding her clitoris with one's erect penis.

Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004