7 definitions by Dunkmonkey
Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
by Dunkmonkey July 20, 2007
The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:
President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)
President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)
Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!
Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!
Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!
by Dunkmonkey August 8, 2008
A really hot chick with big hooters, often found in their natural habitat of office like employment driving their co-workers mad with there extreme hotness. Can also be referred to as dingo for a more generic plural meaning.
by Dunkmonkey January 27, 2007
Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two hotties, how do I get to your house again?
Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.
Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.
by Dunkmonkey January 8, 2008
Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
by Dunkmonkey January 30, 2007
by Dunkmonkey August 24, 2007
The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.
Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
by Dunkmonkey May 21, 2008