Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.
Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.
The uncontrollable placement of the tongue half way out either corner of the mouth, usually signifying complete and total concentration of a particular task. Drummer Tongue is most often witnessed when a drummer air or professional is knee deep in a fat solo just straight working the drums. The phenomena of drummer tongue is not isolated to drummers, in fact Drummer Tongue has been witnessed on many prominent world figures and other career professionals including but not limited to the following:
President Bush (thinking of what to say mid speech)
David Hasselhoff (driving Kit from Night Rider)
Snoop Dogg (rolling a tight spliff)
Brain Surgeons (anything with your head open)
Professional Bowlers (preparing for a strike)
Professional Boxers (unloading a furious combination)
UFC Cage Fighters (performing a submission)
Drunken College students (trying to hold a conversation)
Porn Stars (working dat @$$)
Airline Pilots (mixing their drinks)
Bomb Squad team member (defusing a bomb)
Dude 1: OMG!! Look at that dork playing the air drums on his steering wheel! He thinks he’s Tommy Lee!
Dude 2: Woaaahh!!! He’s rocking the f#ck out!! Oh no way! He’s even got Drummer Tongue!!
A place where raisin
people are held up all day. More commonly known as an old folks home.
Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two hotties, how do I get to your house again?
Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.
The soft, puffy, cute little pouch a kitty snuggles up in waiting patiently to pounce on an unsuspecting monkey. The kitty pouch can be seen nestled near the bottom rear of a hot woman’s fine ass while slightly bent over often wearing thong underwear or a thong bikini.
Hottie: Does this pouch make my kitty look big?
Guy: I sure hope so! I love the kitty pouch! Come to daddy! Monkey has been bad...
Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Cultural diapersity refers to shitty baby diapers from a variety of human societies or cultures in a specific region, or in the world as a whole. While the phenomenon of cultural diapersity can span the globe, it is more commonly found in areas of America with significant Hispanic populations, more notably supercenter parking lots such as Walmart where shitty baby diapers are tossed out the car window.
Steve: Fuck! I just stepped on another Mexican shitty baby diaper! WTF! The trashcan is 20 feet away people!
Jim: Whoa Steve, you should embrace and celebrate cultural diapersity.
Pollitically correct term for a "Fucking Mexican".
I saw your wife banging her Latin Lover again after he was done mowing the yard.