6 definitions by Dumb ass bitch hoe

Logan Paul

A dick face who likes to creep on dead bodies to get subscribers because his life is so meaningless that he has turned to YouTube to make an income.

Logan Paul is a muther fucking cock sucker who couldn’t care less about morality.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018

mattress firm

A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free

I live in Mattress Firm because I’m poor.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018

Cock Sucker

Your mom

Your mom is a cock sucker.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018

Karen Spardello

A queen who slays even when she isn’t slaying. (Which is always)

Karen Spardello knows her shit or not but who cares.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018

Life

The product of pointlessness getting shame preggo

Life sucks and if you disagree go fuck yourself.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 15, 2018