3 definitions by Duke Mc Fister

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 11, 2019

Arab Style

When you run out of toilet paper and have to wipe your ass with your hand instead.

"Man, I had some diarrhea at Denny's last night. When I got in the bathroom, it was out of toilet paper so I had to go Arab style!"

by Duke Mc Fister August 29, 2015

Woofin

Pittsburgh slang - To smell strongly of marijuana

My mom was pissed because she came home and the house was woofin

by Duke Mc Fister September 2, 2021