6 definitions by Duff's Beer

Wiretap

A smart home device such as an Echo or Google Home.

Hey I just got an Amazon Wiretap for Christmas

by Duff's Beer October 16, 2020

Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018

Politely go fuck yourself

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.

A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”

by Duff's Beer March 31, 2019

Legolas

The elf archer from Lord of The Rings he is a extreme heavy weight when it comes to drinking but has an over reaction when it takes affect.

Dude he done 7 shots of whiskey and not even tipsy yet but he is panicked; such a Legolas.

by Duff's Beer December 21, 2018

The Machine

Bert Kreischer in the Russian mafia

No one talks to the machine like that fuck that bitch this is Russia

by Duff's Beer October 2, 2018

It's (add current year here)

The annoying buzzphrase people use to rally people to their ideology without doing any work.

Person 1 - Why should we all be forced to believe in so and so?
Person 2 - Because It's (add current year here)!
Person 1 - What does that have to do with anything?

by Duff's Beer July 27, 2018