Dudette's definitions

mista

A 'cool' way to say Mister

Did Mista Smith give us any math homework?

by Dudette March 23, 2005

Hummer

Besides being a really strange looking huge flat topped car used i nthe military and by some people trying to look really cool when actually looking really dorky... it is a blow job.

Katie wanted to give Joey a Hummer but he said they shouldn't because they are related.

by Dudette May 24, 2004

square

1. A 4 sided polygon with equal sides and right angle. Also known as... rhombus, rectangle, parallelagram, quadrilateral....
2. Somebody whose uncool.
3. Fair and square.

1. To find the volume of a square, you do length x width x height.
2. Be there or be square!
3. The bald coach could not admit that the team won fair and square, because they cheated.

by Dudette May 27, 2005

midlife crisis

The point in an adults life where they get all concerned that they're old and start acting what they think is 'young'.

He was calling the kids on the street dude and saying like a lot. It was scary.

by Dudette March 23, 2005

rip off

When you're on the bad side of the deal. See ripped off.

That $500 guitar was a rip off. I strummed it once and all the strings broke off!

by Dudette June 4, 2005

Inspector Gadget's

A term used when a guy wants to "inspec" a girls "gadgets" or they just wanna see some tits and pussy.

Wow Sue is soo sexy... I wanna inspect her gadgets... I mean inspector gadget... yeahthe show man.

by Dudette May 24, 2004

pity date

A date where you don't really like the person who you're with, but you didn't want to turn them down. You said yes out of pity.

The most popular guy in school saw how much she liked him and went on a pity date with her! She was so sad when she found out that was all it was.

by Dudette March 20, 2005