202 definitions by DudE

george w bush

see: sucide,the apocalypse

god help us the apocalypse is he....bush is re-elected,god help us all!!!!!!!!

by DudE February 14, 2005

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by DudE March 21, 2004

Chez

jizz, commonly known as semen.

When he saw that girl he chezzed his pants

by DudE October 12, 2003

rock music

The biggest discrace of music ever created. It consists of screaming and smashing drums.

"I want to listen to some rock....I'm not, i'll go deaf."

by DudE March 7, 2005

chaos theory

A great excuse to lose a game -- some thing else somehow caused you to mess up, such as a butterfly flapping its wings too hard in Tokyo

I lost causa all them dumb physicists discovering chaos theory

by DudE September 10, 2003

Svolvær

A small fishing village in Northern Norway.

I'm going to Svolvær today, to deliver my fish.

by DudE October 17, 2003

Quickfire

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

by DudE March 25, 2005