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joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off
*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD
by Dubiks October 14, 2018
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virgin

A man who's dick has not gotten debaptized yet
My dick is still a holy christian therefore I'm still a virgin
by Dubiks January 11, 2019
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never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.
Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.
by Dubiks January 15, 2019
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Internet scam

The fucking reward pages that force you off urban dictionary and won’t allow you to go back. These are obviously scams that make you feel like you won something even though they pop up almost every fucking time you go on UD. The people who make these reward pages deserve to get hacked as they are ruining this holy site
The people who make these internet scams are fucking scummy cunts
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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Uranus

1. A gassy planet in our solar system
2. The butt of all planet jokes (including this one)
3. Where shit comes out
4. The only enjoyable science topic for an average elementary student
5. A place that brings curiosity and wonder to everyone
I just a took a fat shit on Uranus
by Dubiks May 28, 2019
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Blowin it

Damn that hooker is blowin it
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
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Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green
People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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