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Bowser

A fire breathing turtle that somehow always gets his ass kicked by an Italian plumber. He also is sexually obsessed with princess Peach to the point where he'll capture her hundreds of times, even if he knows he'll end up getting an ass whoopin' every time.
Peach: "Why do you always capture me? You know Mario is just gonna kick your ass again like he always does."
Bowser: "Shut up, maybe this time it will be different."
by Dubiks August 25, 2018
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team kill

When you and 2 or more team mates gang up on a single enemy player and kill his ass
by Dubiks April 30, 2019
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evil

Any force that turns what are suppose to be joyous moments into living hell is fucking evil in every way
by Dubiks January 6, 2019
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depression

The most destructive thing a human being can experience. This terrible illness claims the lives of hundreds of thousands of people per year worldwide in the form of suicide and even organ failures.
You find yourself falling in a forever loop down a dark, hellish pit, away from the desired state of happiness. The thought of being awake disgusts you as you'd much rather not even exist or be in an alternate universe away from the hellish state you are currently in. Your heart gets polluted by darkness and the numbing pain that follows with it. Your soul gets crushed by all the weight of self doubt and hatred. Your goals and dreams end up getting destroyed by the cruel state of reality as they wash away in your imagination. You feel worthless. You feel like you could die right this second and nothing worthwhile would change. You see everyone else enjoying life and wonder to yourself how little they know about how truly horrifying the world really is. Your veins are filled with so much self-hatred that you'll gladly harm yourself or even others as a way to cope. You know how much you'd upset your friends and family if you were to take your own life, but you also feel as if it is the only route to happiness and that they'll understand that later on.

That's what depression feels like. If you're experiencing anything that I mentioned above, talk to someone, anyone. Don't let the destructive grips of depression hold you back from experiencing the life you want.
by Dubiks August 24, 2018
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majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while youโ€™re about to come and end up cumming on her
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
by Dubiks December 23, 2018
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Autistic

The type of people who've been responsible for many of society's greatest inventions, but are still not widely appreciated by the majority of people.
Isaac Newton - inventor of physics
Albert Einstein - inventor of modern physics
Nikola Tesla - inventor of modern electricity
Alan Turing - inventor of the modern computer
All autistic
by Dubiks December 10, 2018
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๐Ÿ–•

1. โ€œFuck youโ€ in ASL
2. What confuses many first generation immigrants and foreign individuals as they are getting used to American culture
3. What rappers do in their some of their covers in order to look cool
4. What is often used in cable broadcasting as they often censor the word โ€œfuckโ€, so they use this
5. Another trick girls use to finger themselves with
dick: ayyy u suck!
Me: ๐Ÿ–•
by Dubiks June 2, 2019
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