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An app where underage girls pose as 20 year olds in which middle age men will end up trying to have sex with them
middle aged man: dude I just met this hot chick on Tik Tok
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
Me: Bruh, she’s 12
middle aged man: oh shit! Meh I’d still tap dat
by Dubiks April 24, 2019
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by Dubiks May 3, 2019
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1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
1. The onslaught of mass shootings will end
2. Toy Story 4 will be just as good as the last ones
3. We'll get some games that aren't overshadowed by Fortnite
4. microtransactions will die out
5. The new Star Wars movie will be better than the last one we had
6. The Shrek reboot won't be shit
7. WWIII won't happen
8. Weed will be legalized across the US
9. Mumble rap will die out
10. Net Neutrality will be brought back to life across the US and Ajit Pai's reign of terror will finally end
by Dubiks November 12, 2018
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child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system
by Dubiks March 2, 2019
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Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god
by Dubiks May 31, 2019
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bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit
by Dubiks January 21, 2019
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