The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon
Is referred to as a person/pet.
Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche
Man 1: Hey doucher
, quit dicking
around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool
and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)
To totally own
) something or someone but implies ejaculating
all over them afterwords.
Commonly used in sports, specifically swimming.
Can be used as a noun: Merkage
Swimmer 1: Oh total merkage! I just destroyed you!
Swimmer 2: *cry* You douchebag
Kid 1: Hell yeah, I totally merked that kid in debate class.
Kid 2: Yeah man, you raped his ear pussy
Girl 1: Can girls merk someone?
Guy 1: Most definitely babe.
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