2 definitions by Dryfoot

lady

The Enemy, Watch out for your Wallet and your Sanity when in the Company of a lady

The Lady or Cunt Married me then Divorced me now I have no house and 3 Bin Lids to pay maintanence for. Doh!

by Dryfoot July 11, 2008

Stalker Report

When you send an text message to a persons mobile phone, your phone lets you know that the other person has recieved the text by stalker report or Delivery report

I know Sammie got my text I got a stalker report back but she/he isnt texting me back!

by Dryfoot July 17, 2008