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Slippery Marshmallow

A slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your ass.

Dude i just finished taking the biggest shit, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.

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When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.

My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.

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