11 definitions by Drift_91
Noun - One of the many people who think that their Windows PC is 100% secure because it came with McAfee pre-installed. Usually ignorant, technically-inept and sometimes like to complain about how slow their computer is, typically blaming the slowness on some irrelevant factor such as their ISP when the true cause is McAfee.
Ignorant person: "Holy fuck my computer is slow as tits and everything keeps crashing!"
Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."
Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."
Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"
Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."
Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."
*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*
Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."
Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"
Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."
Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."
Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"
Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."
Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."
*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*
Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."
Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"
by Drift_91 August 30, 2010
When one is said to have stupid money, it means they have lots of money that they frequently spend either foolishly or impulsively on objects with little or no practical function.
For example paying far more for something because it contains a popular brand logo, when a higher quality product is available for a much lower price.
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Can also be used in a more extreme sense to refer to spending of money simply for the sake of spending it. Such as Bam Margera purchasing a new Hummer and intentionally crashing it hours later.
For example paying far more for something because it contains a popular brand logo, when a higher quality product is available for a much lower price.
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Can also be used in a more extreme sense to refer to spending of money simply for the sake of spending it. Such as Bam Margera purchasing a new Hummer and intentionally crashing it hours later.
"You should get Beats headphones by Dre."
"Dude, I don't have stupid money like you do."
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Bam Margera buys a new house for his parents every year. That's just stupid money.
"Dude, I don't have stupid money like you do."
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Bam Margera buys a new house for his parents every year. That's just stupid money.
by Drift_91 May 23, 2011
by Drift_91 September 9, 2012
Watermelon - The joke is that white people apparently eat a lot of pickles, so since black people stereotypically eat a lot of watermelon, they're black people's pickles.
'Ey Cletus! Ye' wantin' te' buy sum' coon pickles?
Da' hell is a coon pickle, Betty-Sue?
Dem' here watermelons, of course! Dem' black peoples eat'em up like pickles.
Da' hell is a coon pickle, Betty-Sue?
Dem' here watermelons, of course! Dem' black peoples eat'em up like pickles.
by Drift_91 July 7, 2015