181 definitions by Drew

fingered

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

by Drew March 27, 2004

one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

by Drew June 14, 2004

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by Drew April 24, 2005

Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

by Drew May 15, 2004

natural selection

religions worst nightmare

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?

by Drew December 25, 2003

sexicutioner

killing someone in the act of sex

i sexicuted her

by Drew February 8, 2004

pint drinking ditcher

One whom commits to going to a pint drinking establishment with their friends/team, only to ditch out last minute on not only their friends/teammates, BUT also the pint drinking itself.

Micheal that slut is a pint drinking ditcher; Nathan on the other hand isn't, he came for 1 pint.

by Drew September 5, 2007