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Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
by Drapen November 19, 2022
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They could earn $1,000 for a victory and $1,500 if they win the tournament, but first they must fight their way to the finals.
With no skills to their name, Gon and Killua are given only one day to prepare themselves for the tournament.
Only in a matter of hours do Gon and Killua have a contest with Killua's older sister and their friends, Matilda and Aiolia.
Gon and Killua showed a glimmer of promise during their match, but it was never meant to be.
With the help of Shiloh, Gon and Killua defeated Matilda and Aiolia.
After the tournament, Killua's older sister mentioned that she would pay them $1,000 and a vacation if they could defeat her in her next match.
Killua and Gon agreed, and Gon received a motorcycle as a prize.
They could earn $1,000 for a victory and $1,500 if they win the tournament, but first they must fight their way to the finals.
With no skills to their name, Gon and Killua are given only one day to prepare themselves for the tournament.
Only in a matter of hours do Gon and Killua have a contest with Killua's older sister and their friends, Matilda and Aiolia.
Gon and Killua showed a glimmer of promise during their match, but it was never meant to be.
With the help of Shiloh, Gon and Killua defeated Matilda and Aiolia.
After the tournament, Killua's older sister mentioned that she would pay them $1,000 and a vacation if they could defeat her in her next match.
Killua and Gon agreed, and Gon received a motorcycle as a prize.
Meanwhile, Captain Janus, an agent of the Doguke Empire, asks Shiloh to travel to the world of Panorama Isle to stop Vugal the World Worm.
Janus said that he needs Shiloh to locate Shirogane, a new Doguke Monster Master who is planning to sabotage his own plan.
Meanwhile, Shiloh has been abducted by Aiolia, Matilda, and an assassin.
The Doguke Police officer found them and has been ordered to bring them to Janus.
While the trio are taken to Janus, Gon and Killua head to Panorama Isle.
At the island, Gon and Killua meet Matilda, Aiolia, the Doguke assassins, the Regent, and Janus.
While Gon and Killua try to figure out what is going on, Matilda discovers that his motorcycle is actually his walking motorized robot.
A few hours later, Matilda has tried to break free several time in Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter).
Janus said that he needs Shiloh to locate Shirogane, a new Doguke Monster Master who is planning to sabotage his own plan.
Meanwhile, Shiloh has been abducted by Aiolia, Matilda, and an assassin.
The Doguke Police officer found them and has been ordered to bring them to Janus.
While the trio are taken to Janus, Gon and Killua head to Panorama Isle.
At the island, Gon and Killua meet Matilda, Aiolia, the Doguke assassins, the Regent, and Janus.
While Gon and Killua try to figure out what is going on, Matilda discovers that his motorcycle is actually his walking motorized robot.
A few hours later, Matilda has tried to break free several time in Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter).
by Drapen May 19, 2022
Get the Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter) mug.Quoll is really beautiful character but why you may ask?
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
by Drapen June 6, 2022
Get the Quoll (known as Chrollo) mug.Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
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Chrollo and Jason fight briefly, but Chrollo is killed by a knife thrown by Jason's daughter, Lucy.
After Jason has restored the fortunes of Boulder City he has sex with Lucy and reanimates Chrollo, asking his old friend to kill Jason as he had been corrupted.
Chrollo leads an army against Jason and Lucy, but Jason forces him to turn back and they fight.
The last flashback of Jason shows him at Chrollo's funeral, listening to "Monster Mash" on a jukebox and pledging to bring Jason back to life.
The film ends with Jason using his powers to revive Chrollo and once again attacking Jason and Lucy as the film fades to black.
An additional fight scene featuring Jason and Blondie's pal Faygo is shown after the credits.
The plot of the film is similar to that of "".
While in the Phantom Troupe, Chrollo takes on a number of heroes and villains from the series, such as the reporter Azrael, and Jason was able to kill him by punching him in the face and then lighting Chrollo on fire with a flame thrower.
Chrollo and Jason fight briefly, but Chrollo is killed by a knife thrown by Jason's daughter, Lucy.
After Jason has restored the fortunes of Boulder City he has sex with Lucy and reanimates Chrollo, asking his old friend to kill Jason as he had been corrupted.
Chrollo leads an army against Jason and Lucy, but Jason forces him to turn back and they fight.
The last flashback of Jason shows him at Chrollo's funeral, listening to "Monster Mash" on a jukebox and pledging to bring Jason back to life.
The film ends with Jason using his powers to revive Chrollo and once again attacking Jason and Lucy as the film fades to black.
An additional fight scene featuring Jason and Blondie's pal Faygo is shown after the credits.
The plot of the film is similar to that of "".
While in the Phantom Troupe, Chrollo takes on a number of heroes and villains from the series, such as the reporter Azrael, and Jason was able to kill him by punching him in the face and then lighting Chrollo on fire with a flame thrower.
Faygo makes a cameo in a sequence in which Chrollo leads the attack on Jason, with a cameo from Jason playing Pac-Man.
Wes Craven had originally conceived the film as "Jason Goes to Hell", and as originally written and filmed, Jason was killed by Chrollo.
However, Craven noted that "Jason Goes to Hell" "didn't really sell as a horror movie."
Craven later said "when it became a Jason movie, it was actually a new sort of film, as opposed to a continuation of a franchise."
Craven did not intend for it to be a parody of "Hellraiser", though.
He later said, "You take a big hit, and then you come back even bigger.
A lot of people thought it was a "Hellraiser" parody, which it isn't.
It's really something totally different."
Todd "Scream" Littleton, the effects artist, was given free rein. -- Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc
Wes Craven had originally conceived the film as "Jason Goes to Hell", and as originally written and filmed, Jason was killed by Chrollo.
However, Craven noted that "Jason Goes to Hell" "didn't really sell as a horror movie."
Craven later said "when it became a Jason movie, it was actually a new sort of film, as opposed to a continuation of a franchise."
Craven did not intend for it to be a parody of "Hellraiser", though.
He later said, "You take a big hit, and then you come back even bigger.
A lot of people thought it was a "Hellraiser" parody, which it isn't.
It's really something totally different."
Todd "Scream" Littleton, the effects artist, was given free rein. -- Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc
by Drapen June 6, 2022
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This episode features a lot of fun characters, including the villain. The evil villain is a group of evil guys that have been planning to eliminate everyone in this show. They are led by the leader, Mr. Stokes, who has been known as the bad guy for a long time. One of the other members is named Mr G, and he's really the reason why this evil group can exist.
This episode features a lot of fun characters, including the villain. The evil villain is a group of evil guys that have been planning to eliminate everyone in this show. They are led by the leader, Mr. Stokes, who has been known as the bad guy for a long time. One of the other members is named Mr G, and he's really the reason why this evil group can exist.
by Drapen December 2, 2021
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