Drapen's definitions
A bromance is a very close and non-sexual relationship between two or more men. In order to be considered a broma, two of the men involved must be romantically involved with one another. Sometimes, romantic relationships are referred to as "romboing."
The bizzare bimbo is an online community for people who like each other romcom style. Bizzari is short for bizarreness. Bizzar is used to describe a sexual relationship in which there is no physical attraction between the two people involved.
The bizzare bimbo is an online community for people who like each other romcom style. Bizzari is short for bizarreness. Bizzar is used to describe a sexual relationship in which there is no physical attraction between the two people involved.
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-It is Bizzari?
-I prefer romboing
-So, check our website The Bizzare Bimbo!
-It is Bizzari?
by Drapen December 2, 2021
Get the Bromancemug. Hinata: I love you!
Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!
Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!
Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!
Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!
Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!
Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...
Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!
Naruto: Heh heh...
Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You too?
Naruto: Hokage Hinata!
Hinata: Why?
Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!
Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!
Hinata: Baka!
Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!
Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!
Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!
Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!
Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!
Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!
Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...
Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!
Naruto: Heh heh...
Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You too?
Naruto: Hokage Hinata!
Hinata: Why?
Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!
Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!
Hinata: Baka!
Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!
Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!
Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!
Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!
Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
by Drapen August 27, 2022
Get the naruhina basicallymug. Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
by Drapen June 29, 2022
Get the Orochimarumug. Kazutora is a handsome male of average height and lean frame, often looking tiny standing next to Baji. He is easily the shortest among the three. His hair is sparse, and he has two eyes, a nose, short ears and a small mouth, all the features of an average human. Even though he is not human, he still has human intelligence and is able to form an understanding of what humans are, even if his body is an alien's. Kazutoro, in fact, seems to be a cross between a human and an android. As he states in the game, "I am what you call a homunculus." His speech is similar to a native English speaker, though slightly more archaic. When playing as Kazuto, the player can use the English phrases "Oh, how I love you" and "If you are hungry , I will make you some food."
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
IM A SUPER HUMAN WITH ALIEN'S BODY BUT IM 100% HUMAN
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Drapen December 2, 2021
Get the Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers)mug. Hisoka only joined phantom troupe so he could fight one Chrollo the most powerful nen users.
Hisoka was badly wounded during the last battle, and someone must've used Night Sight to heal him, giving him a bit of enhanced nen.
Lily, Artemis, Demon, and Demigod showed up to visit Hisoka, in his first real nen experience, even though a member of the changeling team should've showed up to greet him.
Lily and Artemis argued with Him, as she had the genius idea that since his entire body was hurt, he could use Night Sight as a medicine for other team members.
Hisoka simply thought that it was a terrible idea, and neither of them were helping to mend their broken relationship, though they both seemed to be listening to him, as they showed no hostility or anger.
Hisoka was badly wounded during the last battle, and someone must've used Night Sight to heal him, giving him a bit of enhanced nen.
Lily, Artemis, Demon, and Demigod showed up to visit Hisoka, in his first real nen experience, even though a member of the changeling team should've showed up to greet him.
Lily and Artemis argued with Him, as she had the genius idea that since his entire body was hurt, he could use Night Sight as a medicine for other team members.
Hisoka simply thought that it was a terrible idea, and neither of them were helping to mend their broken relationship, though they both seemed to be listening to him, as they showed no hostility or anger.
It took some persuasion from Demigod to get Hisoka to stay and eat something but he still could sense the Hisoka in the Phantom Troupe.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
Get the Hisoka in the Phantom Troupemug. I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Cale Kidney Royal Savagemug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the Jodiemug.