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Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
by Drapen November 19, 2022
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How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
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How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
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My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Cale Kidney Royal Savage mug.Kurapika seeks revenge on the Phantom Troupe for killing his beloved ones.
He joins the newly formed "Kuya Paraiso" theater troupe, but finds it to be largely empty of any talent.
He joins the acting group instead and is asked to start out with a minor role that forces him to play the role of a cocky, rich young man.
He learns from the theater troupe's self-proclaimed leader, Fernando, that the troupe was given the theatre by a landlord.
The landlord died before he could occupy the building, so the troupe would become the new tenants of the theater.
The theater is protected by a golem who is the theater's most sacred work.
The kuya, who is also the kapitan of the barangay where the theatre is located, is pressuring him to stop the theater from performing and turn it into a community center.
However, Kurapika's determination to finish his revenge on the phantom troupe leads him to unwittingly bind to the golem to stop it from moving or bringing in anyone for rehearsal, as the golem also contains the spirit of the deceased tenant.
After the team's first performance, the team is locked out of the theater, as the kapitan had made them sign a written agreement to use the theater only as the kuya sees fit.
As a result, the team will be evicted.
Sometime later, Kurapika still held out hope of reviving the phantom troupe.
He finds a magic emerald that grants his wishes.
He joins the newly formed "Kuya Paraiso" theater troupe, but finds it to be largely empty of any talent.
He joins the acting group instead and is asked to start out with a minor role that forces him to play the role of a cocky, rich young man.
He learns from the theater troupe's self-proclaimed leader, Fernando, that the troupe was given the theatre by a landlord.
The landlord died before he could occupy the building, so the troupe would become the new tenants of the theater.
The theater is protected by a golem who is the theater's most sacred work.
The kuya, who is also the kapitan of the barangay where the theatre is located, is pressuring him to stop the theater from performing and turn it into a community center.
However, Kurapika's determination to finish his revenge on the phantom troupe leads him to unwittingly bind to the golem to stop it from moving or bringing in anyone for rehearsal, as the golem also contains the spirit of the deceased tenant.
After the team's first performance, the team is locked out of the theater, as the kapitan had made them sign a written agreement to use the theater only as the kuya sees fit.
As a result, the team will be evicted.
Sometime later, Kurapika still held out hope of reviving the phantom troupe.
He finds a magic emerald that grants his wishes.
He uses the emerald to revive the phantom troupe's kapitan as a giant golem-like character, in the vain of the golem's purpose.
With the sudden power boost of the golem, he plans to finish off the troupe in one epic battle.
The kapitan gives him the golem's power ring and leaves Kurapika to fight.
The characters in the show Kurapika's revenge are often portrayed as rather odd.
For instance, Fernando is a cross between Clark Kent, Max Cady, and Harry Osborn.
With the sudden power boost of the golem, he plans to finish off the troupe in one epic battle.
The kapitan gives him the golem's power ring and leaves Kurapika to fight.
The characters in the show Kurapika's revenge are often portrayed as rather odd.
For instance, Fernando is a cross between Clark Kent, Max Cady, and Harry Osborn.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
Get the Kurapika's revenge mug.Hisoka only joined phantom troupe so he could fight one Chrollo the most powerful nen users.
Hisoka was badly wounded during the last battle, and someone must've used Night Sight to heal him, giving him a bit of enhanced nen.
Lily, Artemis, Demon, and Demigod showed up to visit Hisoka, in his first real nen experience, even though a member of the changeling team should've showed up to greet him.
Lily and Artemis argued with Him, as she had the genius idea that since his entire body was hurt, he could use Night Sight as a medicine for other team members.
Hisoka simply thought that it was a terrible idea, and neither of them were helping to mend their broken relationship, though they both seemed to be listening to him, as they showed no hostility or anger.
Hisoka was badly wounded during the last battle, and someone must've used Night Sight to heal him, giving him a bit of enhanced nen.
Lily, Artemis, Demon, and Demigod showed up to visit Hisoka, in his first real nen experience, even though a member of the changeling team should've showed up to greet him.
Lily and Artemis argued with Him, as she had the genius idea that since his entire body was hurt, he could use Night Sight as a medicine for other team members.
Hisoka simply thought that it was a terrible idea, and neither of them were helping to mend their broken relationship, though they both seemed to be listening to him, as they showed no hostility or anger.
It took some persuasion from Demigod to get Hisoka to stay and eat something but he still could sense the Hisoka in the Phantom Troupe.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
Get the Hisoka in the Phantom Troupe mug.Gon and Killua decided to fight in the Heavens Arena to earn money and learn nen.
They could earn $1,000 for a victory and $1,500 if they win the tournament, but first they must fight their way to the finals.
With no skills to their name, Gon and Killua are given only one day to prepare themselves for the tournament.
Only in a matter of hours do Gon and Killua have a contest with Killua's older sister and their friends, Matilda and Aiolia.
Gon and Killua showed a glimmer of promise during their match, but it was never meant to be.
With the help of Shiloh, Gon and Killua defeated Matilda and Aiolia.
After the tournament, Killua's older sister mentioned that she would pay them $1,000 and a vacation if they could defeat her in her next match.
Killua and Gon agreed, and Gon received a motorcycle as a prize.
They could earn $1,000 for a victory and $1,500 if they win the tournament, but first they must fight their way to the finals.
With no skills to their name, Gon and Killua are given only one day to prepare themselves for the tournament.
Only in a matter of hours do Gon and Killua have a contest with Killua's older sister and their friends, Matilda and Aiolia.
Gon and Killua showed a glimmer of promise during their match, but it was never meant to be.
With the help of Shiloh, Gon and Killua defeated Matilda and Aiolia.
After the tournament, Killua's older sister mentioned that she would pay them $1,000 and a vacation if they could defeat her in her next match.
Killua and Gon agreed, and Gon received a motorcycle as a prize.
Meanwhile, Captain Janus, an agent of the Doguke Empire, asks Shiloh to travel to the world of Panorama Isle to stop Vugal the World Worm.
Janus said that he needs Shiloh to locate Shirogane, a new Doguke Monster Master who is planning to sabotage his own plan.
Meanwhile, Shiloh has been abducted by Aiolia, Matilda, and an assassin.
The Doguke Police officer found them and has been ordered to bring them to Janus.
While the trio are taken to Janus, Gon and Killua head to Panorama Isle.
At the island, Gon and Killua meet Matilda, Aiolia, the Doguke assassins, the Regent, and Janus.
While Gon and Killua try to figure out what is going on, Matilda discovers that his motorcycle is actually his walking motorized robot.
A few hours later, Matilda has tried to break free several time in Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter).
Janus said that he needs Shiloh to locate Shirogane, a new Doguke Monster Master who is planning to sabotage his own plan.
Meanwhile, Shiloh has been abducted by Aiolia, Matilda, and an assassin.
The Doguke Police officer found them and has been ordered to bring them to Janus.
While the trio are taken to Janus, Gon and Killua head to Panorama Isle.
At the island, Gon and Killua meet Matilda, Aiolia, the Doguke assassins, the Regent, and Janus.
While Gon and Killua try to figure out what is going on, Matilda discovers that his motorcycle is actually his walking motorized robot.
A few hours later, Matilda has tried to break free several time in Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter).
by Drapen May 19, 2022
Get the Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter) mug.Killua and Gon were captured by phantom troupe and taken to their secret base.
The group confronted Chomper and his battleaxe, the Demon Slayer, to put an end to the Phantom Troupe and Chomper's evil.
With the help of Doraemon, Gon, Killua, Gon's children, and the Nemesis team they were able to destroy all of the phantom troupe members, save for Chomper.
Chomper, having lost his sixth arm during the battle, needed the last arm to keep the Demon Slayer arm and Chomper took Killua hostage, promising to let Killua go if everyone in Japan would surrender.
While a drunken Gon decided to bring Killua home to save his life, Chomper fought the revived Seven Arcs team, but was defeated.
Chomper told Killua that he could either fight and die or let Chomper keep the Demon Slayer arm and be killed.
Killua jumped from the hospital and landed on top of Chomper, showing him the last of his inner self, and said goodbye.
It then shows Chomper being defeated with his face getting thrown onto the ground.
The group confronted Chomper and his battleaxe, the Demon Slayer, to put an end to the Phantom Troupe and Chomper's evil.
With the help of Doraemon, Gon, Killua, Gon's children, and the Nemesis team they were able to destroy all of the phantom troupe members, save for Chomper.
Chomper, having lost his sixth arm during the battle, needed the last arm to keep the Demon Slayer arm and Chomper took Killua hostage, promising to let Killua go if everyone in Japan would surrender.
While a drunken Gon decided to bring Killua home to save his life, Chomper fought the revived Seven Arcs team, but was defeated.
Chomper told Killua that he could either fight and die or let Chomper keep the Demon Slayer arm and be killed.
Killua jumped from the hospital and landed on top of Chomper, showing him the last of his inner self, and said goodbye.
It then shows Chomper being defeated with his face getting thrown onto the ground.
Then the episode ended with Chrollo known as Chomper telling the room that he did what he had to do to save his country and his people, but he will be back for Killua.
Sometime later, Chomper was told by Nemesis team member Suigetsu that Killua was now on his own.
Sometime later, Chomper was told by Nemesis team member Suigetsu that Killua was now on his own.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
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