Kazutora is a handsome male of average height and lean frame, often looking tiny standing next to Baji. He is easily the shortest among the three. His hair is sparse, and he has two eyes, a nose, short ears and a small mouth, all the features of an average human. Even though he is not human, he still has human intelligence and is able to form an understanding of what humans are, even if his body is an alien's. Kazutoro, in fact, seems to be a cross between a human and an android. As he states in the game, "I am what you call a homunculus." His speech is similar to a native English speaker, though slightly more archaic. When playing as Kazuto, the player can use the English phrases "Oh, how I love you" and "If you are hungry , I will make you some food."
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
IM A SUPER HUMAN WITH ALIEN'S BODY BUT IM 100% HUMAN
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Drapen December 02, 2021
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- Yo! I'm Drawendroids and I'm a Draek's father.
-Welcome to Tokyo Manji Gang BRO! -Draken (Tokyo Revengers)
-Welcome to Tokyo Manji Gang BRO! -Draken (Tokyo Revengers)
by Drapen December 02, 2021
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How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Tape Jeffery mug.A bromance is a very close and non-sexual relationship between two or more men. In order to be considered a broma, two of the men involved must be romantically involved with one another. Sometimes, romantic relationships are referred to as "romboing."
The bizzare bimbo is an online community for people who like each other romcom style. Bizzari is short for bizarreness. Bizzar is used to describe a sexual relationship in which there is no physical attraction between the two people involved.
The bizzare bimbo is an online community for people who like each other romcom style. Bizzari is short for bizarreness. Bizzar is used to describe a sexual relationship in which there is no physical attraction between the two people involved.
-Do you want Bromance with me?
-I prefer romboing
-So, check our website The Bizzare Bimbo!
-It is Bizzari?
-I prefer romboing
-So, check our website The Bizzare Bimbo!
-It is Bizzari?
by Drapen December 02, 2021
Get the Bromance mug.Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
by Drapen March 31, 2022
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1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.
Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!
2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.
3. Would you like to see the priest today?
Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.
4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!
Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.
5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.
Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.
Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!
7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.
Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.
8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!
Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?
9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.
Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.
10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.
Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?
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(This article was originally published at Catholic Mom.)
by Drapen November 19, 2022
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The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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