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Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
by Drapen March 31, 2022
Get the Choco Pie Manmug. Quoll is really beautiful character but why you may ask?
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
Well it's because she kind of acts like a naughty teenager and just wants to have fun and run around, including her and Foxy.
And the best part is that Quoll is just so amazing.
She's such a super horse.
I always feel bad for her because she has to work as a farm horse because her owner can't keep her running around free, but she doesn't make it so obvious she doesn't want to be trained.
Her owner still spoils her a little.
I really like her and her cool head.
Then we have Foxy and his awesome personality.
I love the fact that he's just a super friendly boy.
He's such a joker and really loud.
He doesn't know it but he's just a sweet boy.
He really helps Quoll out.
I loved how you got to see them bond throughout the story, especially in the last chapter, that was so adorable.
And the best part is that they both know each other.
Foxy knows about Quoll because he helped her learn how to be a good farm horse, but Quoll knows about Foxy because he helped his owner make him.
And I loved how the author had such a strong support and bond between them.
Then there's the outside world.
I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't know what to expect when reading this book...
by Drapen June 6, 2022
Get the Quoll (known as Chrollo)mug. Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.
Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.
Chiron: Piss on you.
Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.
Pisces: He had every right to be upset.
Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.
Chiron: Who are you?
Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.
Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.
Orochimaru: *cough*
Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?
Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?
Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.
Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!
Orochimaru: *snore*
Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT
Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!
Orochimaru: S-s-sure
Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE
Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.
Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.
Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?
Aries: *sniffle*
Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.
Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
by Drapen June 29, 2022
Get the Orochimarumug. Chrollo is lider of the Phantom Troupe who works with Jason until Chrollo decides to lead the Phantom Troupe and kill Jason as he "fills the void" he had and became a "monster."
Chrollo and Jason fight briefly, but Chrollo is killed by a knife thrown by Jason's daughter, Lucy.
After Jason has restored the fortunes of Boulder City he has sex with Lucy and reanimates Chrollo, asking his old friend to kill Jason as he had been corrupted.
Chrollo leads an army against Jason and Lucy, but Jason forces him to turn back and they fight.
The last flashback of Jason shows him at Chrollo's funeral, listening to "Monster Mash" on a jukebox and pledging to bring Jason back to life.
The film ends with Jason using his powers to revive Chrollo and once again attacking Jason and Lucy as the film fades to black.
An additional fight scene featuring Jason and Blondie's pal Faygo is shown after the credits.
The plot of the film is similar to that of "".
While in the Phantom Troupe, Chrollo takes on a number of heroes and villains from the series, such as the reporter Azrael, and Jason was able to kill him by punching him in the face and then lighting Chrollo on fire with a flame thrower.
Chrollo and Jason fight briefly, but Chrollo is killed by a knife thrown by Jason's daughter, Lucy.
After Jason has restored the fortunes of Boulder City he has sex with Lucy and reanimates Chrollo, asking his old friend to kill Jason as he had been corrupted.
Chrollo leads an army against Jason and Lucy, but Jason forces him to turn back and they fight.
The last flashback of Jason shows him at Chrollo's funeral, listening to "Monster Mash" on a jukebox and pledging to bring Jason back to life.
The film ends with Jason using his powers to revive Chrollo and once again attacking Jason and Lucy as the film fades to black.
An additional fight scene featuring Jason and Blondie's pal Faygo is shown after the credits.
The plot of the film is similar to that of "".
While in the Phantom Troupe, Chrollo takes on a number of heroes and villains from the series, such as the reporter Azrael, and Jason was able to kill him by punching him in the face and then lighting Chrollo on fire with a flame thrower.
Faygo makes a cameo in a sequence in which Chrollo leads the attack on Jason, with a cameo from Jason playing Pac-Man.
Wes Craven had originally conceived the film as "Jason Goes to Hell", and as originally written and filmed, Jason was killed by Chrollo.
However, Craven noted that "Jason Goes to Hell" "didn't really sell as a horror movie."
Craven later said "when it became a Jason movie, it was actually a new sort of film, as opposed to a continuation of a franchise."
Craven did not intend for it to be a parody of "Hellraiser", though.
He later said, "You take a big hit, and then you come back even bigger.
A lot of people thought it was a "Hellraiser" parody, which it isn't.
It's really something totally different."
Todd "Scream" Littleton, the effects artist, was given free rein. -- Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc
Wes Craven had originally conceived the film as "Jason Goes to Hell", and as originally written and filmed, Jason was killed by Chrollo.
However, Craven noted that "Jason Goes to Hell" "didn't really sell as a horror movie."
Craven later said "when it became a Jason movie, it was actually a new sort of film, as opposed to a continuation of a franchise."
Craven did not intend for it to be a parody of "Hellraiser", though.
He later said, "You take a big hit, and then you come back even bigger.
A lot of people thought it was a "Hellraiser" parody, which it isn't.
It's really something totally different."
Todd "Scream" Littleton, the effects artist, was given free rein. -- Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc
by Drapen June 6, 2022
Get the Hunter x Hunter Jason Arcmug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with a girl named Jodie who says she was browsing through a store called Babyshop when she walked past a shelve of Bibles. She picked one up and started reading it in the aisle.
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
A couple of customers started coming in. They thought that she was a shoplifter, and went to tell the store manager.
When she walked into the storeroom, one of the managers was standing there, and he said: “What the hell are you doing in here?”
Jodie just ignored him. She just continued on.
He then said: “The other managers are looking for you.”
She said she didn’t care. Then she told him: “You really don’t know who I am.”
“I’m scared of you.”
“I’m not scared of you.”
She said: “You are.”
He said: “You won’t get away with this.”
She responded: “I did.”
She said: “You haven’t gone to jail. I did.”
He said: “It will be the most evil thing you will ever do.”
And with that, she started taking out a sheath knife.
The manager grabbed her from behind and started attacking her. She took a few strokes in the head, then she managed to get away from him.
She then left the storeroom, and then screamed and cried. She said: “He came after me.”
The store manager was arrested. He said: “I’m going to prison, the police are going to come after you, and the people in the bibles will be coming after you.”
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the Jodiemug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the urinate into this cratermug. Kazutora is a handsome male of average height and lean frame, often looking tiny standing next to Baji. He is easily the shortest among the three. His hair is sparse, and he has two eyes, a nose, short ears and a small mouth, all the features of an average human. Even though he is not human, he still has human intelligence and is able to form an understanding of what humans are, even if his body is an alien's. Kazutoro, in fact, seems to be a cross between a human and an android. As he states in the game, "I am what you call a homunculus." His speech is similar to a native English speaker, though slightly more archaic. When playing as Kazuto, the player can use the English phrases "Oh, how I love you" and "If you are hungry , I will make you some food."
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
IM A SUPER HUMAN WITH ALIEN'S BODY BUT IM 100% HUMAN
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Drapen December 2, 2021
Get the Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers)mug.