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Cale Kidney Royal Savage

I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.

The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.

The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.

That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."

He grinned.

"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!

Pants Off!"

The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.

I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.

"Look, guys.

I told you there's been a mix up."

The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.

It was strange for me to be so damned angry.

Most people would be freaking the hell out.

There was still a lot I didn't know.

"A mix up?

Is that what you call it?"

Cale demanded.

"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."

Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.

I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.

"I didn't really dicked her over.

I had to.

I had to tell her the truth."

Cale shook his head.

"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.

Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.

My eyes widened.

"Wha-oh no.

Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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Gon and Killua decided to fight in the Heavens Arena to earn money and learn nen.

They could earn $1,000 for a victory and $1,500 if they win the tournament, but first they must fight their way to the finals.

With no skills to their name, Gon and Killua are given only one day to prepare themselves for the tournament.

Only in a matter of hours do Gon and Killua have a contest with Killua's older sister and their friends, Matilda and Aiolia.

Gon and Killua showed a glimmer of promise during their match, but it was never meant to be.

With the help of Shiloh, Gon and Killua defeated Matilda and Aiolia.

After the tournament, Killua's older sister mentioned that she would pay them $1,000 and a vacation if they could defeat her in her next match.

Killua and Gon agreed, and Gon received a motorcycle as a prize.
Meanwhile, Captain Janus, an agent of the Doguke Empire, asks Shiloh to travel to the world of Panorama Isle to stop Vugal the World Worm.

Janus said that he needs Shiloh to locate Shirogane, a new Doguke Monster Master who is planning to sabotage his own plan.

Meanwhile, Shiloh has been abducted by Aiolia, Matilda, and an assassin.

The Doguke Police officer found them and has been ordered to bring them to Janus.

While the trio are taken to Janus, Gon and Killua head to Panorama Isle.

At the island, Gon and Killua meet Matilda, Aiolia, the Doguke assassins, the Regent, and Janus.

While Gon and Killua try to figure out what is going on, Matilda discovers that his motorcycle is actually his walking motorized robot.

A few hours later, Matilda has tried to break free several time in Heavens Arena (HunterxHunter).
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Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
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Chrollo known as Chomper

Killua and Gon were captured by phantom troupe and taken to their secret base.

The group confronted Chomper and his battleaxe, the Demon Slayer, to put an end to the Phantom Troupe and Chomper's evil.

With the help of Doraemon, Gon, Killua, Gon's children, and the Nemesis team they were able to destroy all of the phantom troupe members, save for Chomper.

Chomper, having lost his sixth arm during the battle, needed the last arm to keep the Demon Slayer arm and Chomper took Killua hostage, promising to let Killua go if everyone in Japan would surrender.

While a drunken Gon decided to bring Killua home to save his life, Chomper fought the revived Seven Arcs team, but was defeated.

Chomper told Killua that he could either fight and die or let Chomper keep the Demon Slayer arm and be killed.

Killua jumped from the hospital and landed on top of Chomper, showing him the last of his inner self, and said goodbye.

It then shows Chomper being defeated with his face getting thrown onto the ground.
Then the episode ended with Chrollo known as Chomper telling the room that he did what he had to do to save his country and his people, but he will be back for Killua.

Sometime later, Chomper was told by Nemesis team member Suigetsu that Killua was now on his own.
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Manga Hunter x Hunter

Manga Hunter X Hunter starts with Chibiusa arriving in the City of Shifting Sands on Yatagarasu's ship and meets X Hunter.

It is explained that X Hunter himself goes by the name "Master X Hunter" in that the squad is actually his group of soldiers that protects against the Chaos possessed army of Ocean King.

X-chan is the squad's tiger shark.

He then tells Chibiusa that he can defeat Ocean King using a 50-star-star modified superstrategy.

Chibiusa eventually decides that this is the real X-chan and not Ocean King's leader.

The squad then proceeds to find X-chan's home base in the City of the Pathetic, and head out on a mission to defeat Ocean King and give Chibiusa back her memories.

The seven members of the squad are:

In the prequel manga "Manga Hunter X2: Akira Ōtsutsuki", the Hunter Squad comes into conflict with a group of biker pirates and accidentally causes an earthquake in a nearby forest.

At the time of the series, all members are aged and have reached the fifth grade.

An unknown amount of time passes between the events of the manga and the TV series, and the missing eighth member of the squad is revealed to have joined the military.

The manga reveals that Hachiman Hikigaya was the one who
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Orochimaru

Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.

Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.

Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.

Chiron: Piss on you.

Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.

Pisces: He had every right to be upset.

Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.

Chiron: Who are you?

Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.

Orochimaru: *cough*

Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?

Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?

Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.

Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!

Orochimaru: *snore*

Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT

Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!

Orochimaru: S-s-sure

Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE

Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.

Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.

Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?

Aries: *sniffle*

Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.

Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
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Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers)

Kazutora is a handsome male of average height and lean frame, often looking tiny standing next to Baji. He is easily the shortest among the three. His hair is sparse, and he has two eyes, a nose, short ears and a small mouth, all the features of an average human. Even though he is not human, he still has human intelligence and is able to form an understanding of what humans are, even if his body is an alien's. Kazutoro, in fact, seems to be a cross between a human and an android. As he states in the game, "I am what you call a homunculus." His speech is similar to a native English speaker, though slightly more archaic. When playing as Kazuto, the player can use the English phrases "Oh, how I love you" and "If you are hungry , I will make you some food."
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.
IM A SUPER HUMAN WITH ALIEN'S BODY BUT IM 100% HUMAN
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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