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n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.
1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."
by DrSwift December 07, 2011

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