19 definitions by DrJonas

Convulsive Viewing

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.

Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."

by DrJonas February 6, 2010

SMSTD

SMSTD or S.M.S.T.D. abbr.

1. noun. Short Message Service Transmitted Disease: a text message of a comical sexually transmitted disease such as chlamydia.
2. verb. to send a textually transmitted disease over a mobile phone.

I spent my office hours SMSTDing syphilis to everyone in my address book. not many people found it as funny as i did.

by DrJonas December 11, 2006

wrong boner

An erection (or boner) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-sexual material, such as scenes featuring:

1. Incest
2. Children
3. People dressed as manatees
4. Cartoon characters
5. etc.

"I got such a wrong boner watching..."

1. The sex scene in Oldboy
2. Natalie Portman in Leon
3. Manatee porn
4. A pixelated Sonic The Hedgehog with porn sounds added on YouTube
5. A picture of a shoe

by DrJonas February 4, 2010

doonstars

the Scottish version of downstairs, in all it's many meanings.

"Hullo ya big jessie, shull we go doonstars so ah cun see ya doonstars area?"

by DrJonas November 18, 2007

whybrow

a single eyebrow raised into a quizzical position.

Mr A: the time-space continuum has always puzzled me...
Dr B: i can tell, you are displaying a whybrow.

by DrJonas March 13, 2007

messay

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

by DrJonas March 16, 2007

The Urbs

affectionate abbreviation for our beloved Urban Dictionary.

Mr A: are you on The Urbs right now?
Dr B: damn right!

by DrJonas March 15, 2007