6 definitions by Dr. Knockers and bear

Canadian Slip'n'Slide

When you lather yourself up with maple syrup and politely wrestling around on the floor with your good friends.

Aye. i just got groceries! I will get the Canadian Slip'n'Slide ready in the kitchen. Aye.

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 4, 2016

Swing mill

When your girl is swinging on a swing set and she flys off and lands on your dick while you are windmilling it.

While chilling at the playground Santina decided to surprise me by swing milling me for our 1 week anniversary

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 4, 2016

Jack and Rose

(Noun) When your date dies before the night is over

Things were going great with Ken last night but then he fell in a pool and drowned. It was a total jack and rose

by Dr. Knockers and bear December 23, 2016

Buntkum

When you are playing baseball and you're up to bat, you bunt the ball so amazingly that it hits the pitcher and as a result; you jizz in your pants.

"Dude, did you see Justin's buntkum at the game yesterday!?"

"Naw man i missed it"

"It was great! You could see the stain in his pants."

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 5, 2016

DADT

Day After Dick Throat.
When you experience a sore throat the day after giving a blow job.

Demi had a bad case of DADT the day after giving head to her tinder hookup.

by Dr. Knockers and bear April 15, 2019

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 27, 2017