2 definitions by Dr. Momentum

shorter

Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.

Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."

by Dr. Momentum May 23, 2004

When a blogger posts complaints of a mostly personal nature in the pursuit of sympathy.

When I caught a bad cold, I couldn't resist the urge to do some woeblogging, so I logged into my LiveJournal account.

by Dr. Momentum September 1, 2006