2 definitions by Dr. Ingmar Selprup

cumtress

n. The female version of a cumpig

A woman who likes to take 2 or more loads of semen in the mouth daily, and on a regular basis.

Did you know Britney sucked off 3 guys last Saturday?

Yeah, she is a real cumtress.

by Dr. Ingmar Selprup August 17, 2010

scilarious

Something that is both scary and hilarious; often referring to something that is funny because of how frightening it is.

Glenn Beck is scilarious.

by Dr. Ingmar Selprup September 11, 2010