11 definitions by Dr. GlitterSparkles

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 9, 2019

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles February 16, 2018

Funtinuation

(FUN + ConTINUATION) literally, to continue the fun.

After the concert, meet us on the roof for funtinuation! sarcastic: “ After our boring meeting, I have to meet with the boss for funtinuation. Yawn.”

by Dr. GlitterSparkles March 12, 2020

multi-source

(Verb) to obtain something, in particular prescription narcotics, from several different sources; doctor shopping

He overdosed on pain pills he had multi-sourced from doctors, friends, and the Internet.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles February 1, 2018