Dr Neurohacker's definitions

giuliani

//Joo-lee-ah-ni/
Verb
To destroy one's reputation for the guy who got you there.

My brah cheated on my best friend and asked me to giuliani for him. She hates me now

by Dr Neurohacker November 17, 2020

Judge

A lawyer who has prostituted themselves in the courts and attended a sufficient number of coke fueled orgies with the other judges to be trusted to join the club.

Judge 1: Should we let Cynthia become a judge?

Judge 2: We have no choice, she has photos of my Johnson.

by Dr Neurohacker July 12, 2022

SOFO

An acronym for So Far Off. Used for people who are so far off the mark, there needs to be a new word to describe their level of sheer buffoonery and ridiculousness.

My ninety year old grandmother's sexy photos on Facebook were SOFO, I am mortified.

by Dr Neurohacker December 25, 2013

Glorified Technician

glo·ri·fied/kləˈniSHən: (in religious contexts) made glorious/ a person employed to look after technical equipment or do practical work in a laboratory

The glorified technician did not take an oath and will sell his soul for your money while pretending to cure you.

by Dr Neurohacker April 11, 2022

Beachnik

Cool turn of the Millennia culture which is a cross between beachbum and beatnik. Group of individuals who shun babylon, smoke ganga, and chill with the waves and the sand. They tend to reside in tropical areas, look upon people with "real world," jobs as insane. The group is generally educated, and cares about issues effecting this and future generations.

The beachniks chilled with there bongos, and passed the sticky sweet pakalolo blunt around a sick beach bonfire talking about a great day playing in the ocean.

by Dr Neurohacker August 15, 2012

canabodollar

The term used to described the international exchange rate of cannabis, in which it might be exchanged for food, goods and services.

We will have peace when the word operates on the canabodollar, not the petrodollar.

by Dr Neurohacker September 1, 2013

Neuropractor

A person who practices Neuropractic, a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractors assist people to achieve cerebral self-regulation and believe inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.

I went to the Neuropractor and did Neurofeedback and got off my psych meds.

by Dr Neurohacker February 23, 2014