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Neuropractic

Neuropractic is a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractic is based on cerebral self-regulation and assumes that inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.
Neuropractic uses the principals of operant conditioning and biofeedback to assist healing.
by Dr Neurohacker February 18, 2014
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Neuropractor

A person who practices Neuropractic, a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractors assist people to achieve cerebral self-regulation and believe inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.
I went to the Neuropractor and did Neurofeedback and got off my psych meds.
by Dr Neurohacker February 23, 2014
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Presidentially Screwed

Similar to royally screwed, when one is at the apex of a position that results from a negative problem or situation and appears impossible to change.

Presidentially screwed is much worse.
The IRS presidentially screwed me with a fine and interest.
by Dr Neurohacker December 21, 2013
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SOFO

An acronym for So Far Off. Used for people who are so far off the mark, there needs to be a new word to describe their level of sheer buffoonery and ridiculousness.
My ninety year old grandmother's sexy photos on Facebook were SOFO, I am mortified.
by Dr Neurohacker December 25, 2013
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Permacation

It is what happens when one goes on vacation and decides not to go back to work. Ever.
I told my boss to shove it and turned my staycation into a permacation.
by Dr Neurohacker December 31, 2013
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Inflategate

The name of the scandel Bob Kraft found himself.
Inflategate is the name of what happens when you own a team that cheats by deflating balls and then you get caught with a hooker.
by Dr Neurohacker February 22, 2019
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Day Zero

Day Zero /dā/zēˌrō/
The day all your debts are paid and you have a lifetime of fuck everyone money to do whatever with whatever you choose.
On my Day Zero I will buy a sailboat, get back at my ex, have the party of the century, and change the world .
by Dr Neurohacker November 25, 2019
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