Neuropractor

A person who practices Neuropractic, a type of alternative medicine which attempts to diagnose and treat patients through manipulation of brainwaves using various computer assisted human/machine interfaces.

Neuropractors assist people to achieve cerebral self-regulation and believe inefficient brain function tends to interfere with the body's general well-being.
I went to the Neuropractor and did Neurofeedback and got off my psych meds.
by Dr Neurohacker February 23, 2014
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Troglokoi

trog· lo· koi | \ ˈträ-glə-ˌ \ kȯi
Troglokoi (n.)

a brotherhood characterized by reclusive habits or outmoded or reactionary attitudes.

lit: a group who creeps into holes.
The Troglokoi reject science and prefer SCIENCE.
by Dr Neurohacker August 28, 2021
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Monotation

The act of thinking about one thing.

v. To Monotate
Synonymous with Unitate.
The antidote for Continuous Partial Attention Syndrome is monotation rather then rumination., cogitation, or verbigeration.
by Dr Neurohacker November 04, 2017
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giuliani

//Joo-lee-ah-ni/
Verb
To destroy one's reputation for the guy who got you there.
My brah cheated on my best friend and asked me to giuliani for him. She hates me now
by Dr Neurohacker November 17, 2020
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Strawbrain Argument

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.
Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .
by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019
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Permacation

It is what happens when one goes on vacation and decides not to go back to work. Ever.
I told my boss to shove it and turned my staycation into a permacation.
by Dr Neurohacker December 31, 2013
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SOFO

An acronym for So Far Off. Used for people who are so far off the mark, there needs to be a new word to describe their level of sheer buffoonery and ridiculousness.
My ninety year old grandmother's sexy photos on Facebook were SOFO, I am mortified.
by Dr Neurohacker December 25, 2013
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