6 definitions by Dr Harry Koch
Originating from the phrase 'to throw a spanner in the works' it can be used to say something is broken, or that someone is tired. Also ised as an insult in the noun form 'spanner'.
by Dr Harry Koch January 22, 2005
Obviously linked with the school-favourite adhesive company 'Prittstick', this is an insult with a touch of humour.
by Dr Harry Koch January 24, 2005
From British Touring Car driver 'Smoking' Jo Winkelhoch, comes a slang term for a cigarette. A smoking joe, or just joe.
by Dr Harry Koch January 27, 2005
Utterly crap phrase originating from the the southeast branch of Bints Anonymous. This phrase can be a response to absolutlely anything anyone says.
by Dr Harry Koch January 24, 2005
A so called 'false friend', this German word actually means 'artist', but to a non-native German speaker, it can be used as a substitute for 'c*nt' since it is a homonym.
Craig's a right Kunstler. He told me I was the only one, but he was soon nobbing Hazel whilst making a crude joke.
by Dr Harry Koch January 22, 2005
Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.
The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.
by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005