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The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...
four more reindeers were missing today due to christmas
by Dr Fennopolis December 31, 2004
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