Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

goof patrol

When you and your colleagues are productive and exhibit a healthy sense of humor but the boss decides to suffocate any possibility of an appearance of frivolity.

Oh fuck, duck under my desk, here comes goof patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 9, 2019

Chelsea Manning Ethics

A description of an especially self-sacrificing and unparalleled level of ethics, due to her patriotic and courageous release of classified and unclassified documents to Wikileaks relating to the true actions of the United States in the Middle East.

I hope one day to embody Chelsea Manning Ethics and show that I am a whistleblower of some importance.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2023

fearing

An indirect and subtly underhanded technique of manipulation of folks about something or someone without them realizing it’s going on.

The trumpmachine has systematically employed “fearing” to sow seeds of white supremacy via its stance on building a wall to keep “illegals” out of the United States.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

banana slapstick

A reference to a type of old-time slapstick humor reminiscent of serious but clueless people slipping on banana peels, causing a surge of wildly insensitive hysteria on the part of onlookers.

His whole being, starting in his early youth, was rooted in banana slapstick reality and this caused him to feel like an alien in this day and age.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

institutionalized incompetence

When a dysfunctional institution teaches and embraces incompetence as though it is the pinnacle of competence because it is so embedded in its culture.

How does one truthfully explain something like the post office or the prison industrial system to a child without in some way making a reference to institutionalized incompetence?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2020

poisonhole

A disparaging term used for an anal aperture that is intolerably stinky.

My dear, I do believe that your adorable little puppy may have poisonhole!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021